Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)
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You don't have to get out of bed if they can't find you.
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Cats ❤️
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@lydialurch/117616173944071002 What's your favorite forbidden air frier meal?
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Happy cat air biscuits :dbl_paw:
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You are now a cat 🪄💥:neocat_floof_cute:
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She is beauty, she is grace, She smush window with her face.
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*Hacker noises*
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"Ma, there's a weird looking cat outside!"
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Called her by her FULL name mid-zoomie bounce (Pookie Bookie Bookiki Bookaidon) 📸by u/Big_Vermicelli_3643
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I've hired this snep to stare at you.
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"I'm in..."
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Can a furry be a service animal?
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Okay, THAT one's obviously fake, but maybe the others aren't :neocat_owo_blep:
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*Hacker Noises*
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AsbestOS
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Cats are the spy no one suspects
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Quantum entanglement :portal_thinking:
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Is a rude to fall asleep during an interview? I say baby man gets a pass.
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Rumble scarf
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Micro manager :3
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Lego kitty bath
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Autobots Ginger cats roll out!
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@cmconseils/117569948725226838 Sorry boss, I'm going to be late today ... Yeah, it's that darn skeleton.
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"Excuse me, i has a question"
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It's a good day for baby biscuits
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The only time adjustment cats recognize
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:blep:⃝
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Soooo, :guillotine: time now? 🥺👉👈
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RE: https://m.ai6yr.org/@fdarecall_bot/117555717965097882 Thallium gives it extra crunch! ☢️
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Do you need clips of snow leopards cuddling? Yes. Yes, you do :3